You may have heard about it already but it made us laugh out loud to read about Rory McInnes, 18 - painting a 60ft penis on the flat roof of his parents lovely Hungerford house.

Only discovered when a helicopter flew overhead and reported it to The Sun. His dad took the joke with humour thank goodness!

To read the story in full and see photos click HERE

Emma Sayle is a friend of Kate Middleton (Price William’s girlfriend)… and she is also the the founder of Killing Kittens a swingers network for the ‘sexual elite’. (Name taken from the myth that if a lady masturbates, God kills a kitten…obviously!)

They are said to be seeking a premises in Edinburgh where for £150 you can partake in a group orgy with like-minded very upmarket swingers.

They have strict joining policy and 1 in 3 are turned away. True, not everyone’s a supermodel but all members are attractive, aspirational, successful professionals aged 20-45″ Says Emma.

The party nights are based in London at present and they are looking to now extend into Scotland due to the interest from Scottish members.

If you feel you’ve got what it takes, then join, don a mask, quaff champagne and have some fun in their party rooms…and tell us about it!

www.killingkittens.com

The ultimate ladies Easter treat we have to recommend after too many ‘glowing’ reports is the Doc Johnson iVibe rabbit vibrator.

Near the top pricewise but Oh My God…worth it.

In strawberry pink, looks and feels gorgeous. It has been lovingly created by the Doc Johnson experts so you know it’s going to be packed with amazing features.

• Soft jelly clit teaser vibrates and pulsates
• Sensuous rotating pearls in the shaft
• Waterproof
• Made from extremely soft, hygenic jelly
• Length 17cm (13cm insertable)
• Diametre 3.8cm

Click on the image below for full info and more photos, on offer now at £73.99  (RRP £87.99)  Let us know what you think of this baby!

DocJohnson iVibe

You can now view a selection of our latest sextoys in 360 degrees…

Purely so you can examine every detail from every possible angle and use your imagination before deciding on the right one for you!!

Click HERE to see our Anchor 3way vibrator in Lilac, in action.You keep checking the site and we’ll keep adding the products!

Enjoy x

We feel everyone should cast their eyes over the huge range of sextoys and sexy accessories we stock for under £5.

There are nearly 200 products featured in this section and all are of outstanding quality and value.

Click HERE to browse through them all or click the links below for a few examples:

Thai Anal Beads in pink £1.99

Lady Finger Vibrator in white £1.99

Kinky latex Whip Stick £1.99

Magnetic ToyJoy Cock Ring in Blue £3.99

With so many cheeky cheap little products to choose from it has GOT to be a perfect excuse to introduce a few new toys into the bedroom!

A Sydney counciller lodged a recent motion to buy a vibrator for New South Wales Fair Trading Minister Virginia Judge.

His quote in the Australian Daily Telegraph was that he wanted her to “Stop screwing with the people of Strathfield and screw herself instead”

A complaint has been lodged!!

 Read the full story HERE 

To discover why the Rabbit really is a girl’s best friend, let us introduce you to the RABBIT SUPER VIBE in Pink.

This beautiful sextoy has 16 functions and is guaranteed to utterly please.

• 7 rows of rotating beads
• 6 rotating modes
• 10 vibration speeds
• LED display panel

Easy to control and gorgeously soft, the clitoral and internal stimulation together is just mind-blowing.

Priced at £36.99 (RRP £55.99) It’s definitely well worth the pennies and we think a fantastic Easter gift.

Click on the image below for full information and more photos.

Rabbit Super Vibe

To help you to enjoy this Easter in every way possible, we are going to recommend some Rabbit vibrators from our range.

Why not treat yourself or your partner to a shiny new toy? Perfect excuse!

Firstly, lets start with the REMOTE RABBIT VIBRATOR XTREME which is a mid-range vibrator pricewise but extremely popular especially as a gift…probably something to do with the remote control function!

• Powerful multispeed vibrations
• 6 Vibration settings
• Rabbit for clitoral stimulation
• Rotating lovebeads in the shaft for deep internal pleasure
• Wireless Remote Control included (to be handed over to a partner for a whole load of fun!)

Priced at £33.29  (RRP £61.99)  These flew off the shelves over Valentines and had great feedback so use Easter as a chance to treat yourself now.

Click on image for full details and further photos.

Remote Rabbit Xtreme

We are glad that we came across a recent feature in Mens Health magazine and we’d like to share it.  Click HERE to read the truth behind 12 sex myths.

Our favourite is the true fact that cutting out Brocolli and coffee from your diet will make your semen taste less bitter and therefore more palatable!

Just a little word of advice!

A woman from Maryland, America was airlifted to hostpital after her partner tried to pleasure her with a sextoy stuck onto a sabre saw blade! (NBCWashington.com)

It is reported that the saw sliced through the plastic sextoy and then injured the poor woman although she was released from hospital on Tuesday.

May we suggest that instead of trying to ramp up your tired old sextoys using the contents of your garage, you take a look at our huge range of ladies sextoys HERE.

Each one is guaranteed to satisfy…and safely at that!