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Archive for August, 2009

DIY Sex-change Op…

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

Roland Mery, a 61 year old ex-soldier father-of-four from Newport was so desperate to become a woman that he performed his sex-change operation (complete removal of his manhood) in his own bathroom!!!

It was the only way he could “set himself free” and his traumatised wife (who thought he was upstairs with a headache) was not allowed to accompany Roland to hospital until the police cleared her of performing the deed.

Losing two pints of blood in the process, the hospital examining him afterwards allegedly commented that he had actually done quite a good job! 

Read the story in full HERE…

BLINDFOLDS!!

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

So simple, so cheap and SO effective, try out a blindfold to enhance your partner’s pleasure to the max.

We have a really great range HERE… priced from just £2.99, in many colours, prints and materials.

Our sexy Unisex satin favourite is shown below. Click the image for more info and to buy…

Black Satin Love Mask £5.99 (RRP £9.99)

Black Satin Love Mask £5.99 (RRP £9.99)

20 Natural Aphrodisiacs…

Monday, August 17th, 2009

W recently read the latest findings on the top 20 natural sex-booster foods to add to your (or a loved one’s) diet.

Including Celery, Bananas and Chocolate with the (fairly scientific) reasons behind why they ramp up the old sex-drive, take a look HERE 

We would maybe skip the Garlic recommendation just before a night of fun!

Big Jerry…

Monday, August 17th, 2009

Stars caught taking a nap on the set of Quentin Tarantino’s latest movie were photographed with a huge purple Dildo (Big Jerry)

Normally Jerry appeared near their face and the offending photographs were stuck onto a daily wall of shame.  A sleeping Brad Pitt with Big Jerry got nabbed.

Brilliant idea for the workplace!!

Full Story HERE

SUMMER SALE NOW ON!!

Monday, August 17th, 2009

We have just added some fantastic products to our summer sale and stocks are shrinking. If you’ve been considering trying out a new toy and fancy a bargain, have a look HERE!

A rare line to have been added with a massive 55% off is our stunning 3 piece Leather Restraint Set. It is beautifully made and consists of the following…

  • 2 x Buckled Leather Cuffs with Rings
  • 1 x Buckled Leather Collar with Ring
  • 1 x Metal Chain
  • 1 x Metal Padlock with 2 Keys

This is a real treat item that we highly recommend, click on image for more info and to buy.

Leather Restraint Set

Leather Restraint Set

Credit Crunch Is Affecting Brothels!

Friday, August 7th, 2009

This story has got us talking! A recession hit German Brothel is offering an ‘all-you-can-eat’ type promotion (amongst others) to try desperately to drum up some new business.

A flat fee, as low as £60, entitles you to as much sex as you can take… Pensioners, people on benefits and even men using public transport or a bicycle all now qualify for a discount when paying for their fun-time!

There are extremely split opinions on this one, what do you think? Read the story in full HERE

Sticky Situation…

Friday, August 7th, 2009

A wife and THREE mistresses of an American man actually superglued his penis to his belly in a strategic revenge plot.

One lured him into a motel where he let her blindfold and tie him up (you’d regret that bit!!) Then the others snuck in, applied superglue to his bits, threatened to shoot him making off with his wallet and car.

He had to chew through his bindings to escape and call for help.

All women have been arrested and could face upto 6 years in jail… full story is HERE


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