Roland Mery, a 61 year old ex-soldier father-of-four from Newport was so desperate to become a woman that he performed his sex-change operation (complete removal of his manhood) in his own bathroom!!!

It was the only way he could “set himself free” and his traumatised wife (who thought he was upstairs with a headache) was not allowed to accompany Roland to hospital until the police cleared her of performing the deed.

Losing two pints of blood in the process, the hospital examining him afterwards allegedly commented that he had actually done quite a good job! 

Read the story in full HERE…

W recently read the latest findings on the top 20 natural sex-booster foods to add to your (or a loved one’s) diet.

Including Celery, Bananas and Chocolate with the (fairly scientific) reasons behind why they ramp up the old sex-drive, take a look HERE 

We would maybe skip the Garlic recommendation just before a night of fun!

Stars caught taking a nap on the set of Quentin Tarantino’s latest movie were photographed with a huge purple Dildo (Big Jerry)

Normally Jerry appeared near their face and the offending photographs were stuck onto a daily wall of shame.  A sleeping Brad Pitt with Big Jerry got nabbed.

Brilliant idea for the workplace!!

Full Story HERE

This story has got us talking! A recession hit German Brothel is offering an ‘all-you-can-eat’ type promotion (amongst others) to try desperately to drum up some new business.

A flat fee, as low as £60, entitles you to as much sex as you can take… Pensioners, people on benefits and even men using public transport or a bicycle all now qualify for a discount when paying for their fun-time!

There are extremely split opinions on this one, what do you think? Read the story in full HERE

A wife and THREE mistresses of an American man actually superglued his penis to his belly in a strategic revenge plot.

One lured him into a motel where he let her blindfold and tie him up (you’d regret that bit!!) Then the others snuck in, applied superglue to his bits, threatened to shoot him making off with his wallet and car.

He had to chew through his bindings to escape and call for help.

All women have been arrested and could face upto 6 years in jail… full story is HERE

…has taken place and been approved by the Guinness World Records!!

The “American Association for Nude Recreation” set up simultaneous skinny dips across America which totalled over 12,000 naked people in various seas and swimming pools at 3pm exactly.

There is a photo along with the full story HERE, if you fancy grabbing a few friends / paddling pools and joining them, they are looking for people to help them break the record again next year…an annual skinny dip?

(Frightens the life out of us!)

The top 6 weirdest sexual acts have been voted on by cracked.com readers and are as follows…

Having sex with an upturned picnic table (America)

Molesting street signs (America)

‘Riding’ your bike (Scotland)

Sexual acts with a lampost (England)

Loving the slats in a park bench

Being pleasured by your car.

All of the above have been carried out by people subsequently arrested, a few having considerable damage inflicted on their ‘bits’ by their odd choice of lover!

Full story HERE…

After reading a news story on celebrities and their love of Tantric Sex, P Diddy, Heather Graham and Sting being just a few (full story HERE- read all 3 pages)… We decided that we should get stuck into a bit of research on this ancient Hindi practice!

Tantra literally means “to manifest, to expand, to show and to weave”  and to describe in our 6 words – it’s all about  the build up!

A more ‘factual’ version of the basics can be found HERE…

Enjoy and let us know your experiences, we are more than interested!

We have been discussing a piece we found containing 13 tips for better sex (aimed at the ladies really.) Here is an extremely shortened version for you…

1. GET FIT (Less exercise = Less sexual desire)

2. HAVE A MASSAGE (Releases Oxytocin = sexy hormone!)

3. READ SEXY NOVELS (for inspiration?!)

4. RELAX (there’s a scientific explanation for this)

5. TAKE MULTI-VITAMINS (vitamin deficiencies = tiredness)

6. HAVE SEX STRAIGHT AFTER EXERCISE (half way there on the hot/sweaty scale!)

7. SMELL SEXY (scent of cucumber or baby powder increases vaginal blood-flow by 13%, lavender by 11%)

8. POP A PILL (Herbal enhancers like TKA / Golden Root are there to help!)

9. CHECK ANY MEDICATION (A GP can probably change your meds if they are affecting orgasm / sex-drive)

10. TRY A PATCH (A testosterone patch may boost sex-drive)

11. DON’T GET DISTRACTED (Apparently women are scientifically wired that way though, although worryingly there is a drug to help you focus on the ‘job’ should you care to try it)

12. SHORT & SWEET (this research says 3 – 7 minutes = adequate, 7 – 13 minutes = desirable hmmm)

13. DO IT ANYWAY (Even if you’re not feeling particularly sexy, you might well be once you get started… that’ll hopefully happen before the 3 – 7 minute marker is up!)

Anyway, click HERE to read in all it’s glory…It is actually worth a read!

Our sextoy guides contain such a MASSIVE amount of really good advice and information, we just want to remind you that they are there :0)

Everyone has sex-related questions Our most-clicked advice pages cover

• ‘Travelling with Sextoys’ (How to pack security friendly sextoys!)
• ‘Sextoy use during pregnancy’ (You CAN still enjoy yourself!)
• ‘Male Sextoys’ (Help choosing from our HUGE range!)
• ‘Intimate shaving’(A guide to a sexy new ummm hairdo?!)

Enjoy your learning experience and let us know what you think…Go and have a nosey!